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“Biff!” Said 3D, “We’ve found it!”

“Well, then, what are you waiting for?” cried Biff, “Bring it in!”

Standing before him was a mirror with a face.

“Mirror, Mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?” asked Biff.

“”Well,” answered the Mirror, “you’re not a king YET. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess. Just sit back and relax, because it’s time for you to meet today’s eligible bachelorettes. And here they are:

Bachelorette number 1 is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom Far Far Away. She likes horse riding anytime. Please welcome Cowgirlella!

Bachelorette number 2 is a loving beautiful princess with a bed of 20 mattresses. She is authentic and understanding. Princess Becca!”

Bachelorette number 3 is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven men, she is not easy! Just kiss her lips and find out how live she is! Come on, give it up for Snow White!

So what will it be?”

Many people kept shouting out numbers until Lorraine shouted out 2.

Nervously, Biff shouted out, “Number 2!”

“Biff Tannen,” The Mirror said, “You have chosen Princess Becca.”

Biff was pleased with himself. Becca looked just like Lorraine! He sent Marty to search for her, which he succeeded in doing. They held the wedding in Biff’s Pleasure Palace, in which they became King and Queen of Hill Valley. Only they lived happily ever after!

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